Robert Heinlein said it best: “Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.” No kidding, Robert. Take a close look at these “all-knowing, all-powerful” beings people worship, and what do you see? Not infinite wisdom, not grace—just a pumped-up version of the folks doing the worshiping. Petty, jealous, downright bossy… it’s like we took all the worst parts of humanity, slapped a “divine” label on it, and called it a day.
Let’s be real: if you were going to invent a god, wouldn’t you make it the ultimate version of yourself? Imagine it—absolute power, unlimited knowledge, and a constant itch to punish anyone who doesn’t fall in line. It’s the ultimate power trip, with a divine bow on top. You can have followers worshiping you, people obeying your every whim, and no one gets to ask questions. Smite first, ask questions never. And somehow, people have been buying this cosmic power grab for centuries, thinking it’s got to be the height of enlightenment.
But even the so-called “nice” gods aren’t much better. All this “loving” and “merciful” talk… sure, until you cross them. These “benevolent” beings still demand loyalty, obedience, and total agreement—or else. Want to follow a different path? Nah. Think for yourself? Forget it. It’s “my way or eternal torment,” all because these gods supposedly love you. Tell me that doesn’t sound like a toddler losing it because someone took their favorite juice box. Benevolent? More like a cosmic brat with a serious authority complex.
Here’s the hard truth: gods aren’t floating in the sky or sitting on thrones somewhere. They’re just humanity’s fears, egos, and desires pumped up on steroids and projected onto a big imaginary screen. We want something bigger to believe in, some magical protector who makes the chaos make sense, so we go and invent these all-powerful beings with the emotional range of a moody teenager. But instead of making us better, these “gods” just reflect our worst qualities right back at us.
Think about it: religion isn’t just a mirror for humanity’s flaws; it’s like a funhouse mirror that blows them up to comically exaggerated proportions. Possessive, jealous, moody—these gods don’t exactly scream “divine wisdom.” And yet, for some reason, we use them to justify everything from wars to petty arguments. “If our god is jealous, it’s okay for us to be jealous, too.” We make excuses for pettiness, cruelty, even violence because, hey, if it’s good enough for the gods, it’s good enough for us.
The divine puppet show has been running for centuries, giving humanity the perfect excuse to avoid dealing with its own baggage. War, prejudice, intolerance—they’re all justified by these invisible authority figures who, conveniently, seem to agree with whatever nonsense we’re pulling. Instead of facing up to our flaws, we let these imaginary beings embody them for us, then use them as an excuse to keep behaving like cavemen in bad suits.
So, what’s the fix? Here’s a wild idea: stop looking up and start looking around. If we’re going to get past this loop, we need to stop depending on imaginary cosmic overlords and take responsibility for ourselves. We don’t need some invisible enforcer to scare us into being decent. What we need is to own up to our actions, take a hard look at our behavior, and stop giving these imaginary brats a free pass.
Time to grow up, folks. We’re not little kids who need a cosmic babysitter hovering over us. We’re more than capable of figuring out how to live decently without someone watching from above, just waiting to throw us into the divine time-out chair. If we’re still leaning on gods to give us purpose and keep us in check, then we haven’t come as far as we think.
And if that means ditching the gods, then good riddance. They were never real anyway—just reflections of our own issues, projected in the sky. It’s time to grow out of that, to step away from the divine drama, and start focusing on what’s real.
In the end, it’s on us. We’re the ones who make the rules, who decide what matters, and who shape the world we live in. So maybe it’s time to stop idolizing cosmic brats and start building something that actually makes sense.
Darth Grumps
Grumps is the name most folks recognize him by on TikTok, Discord, and various other corners of the internet. He’s the one writing and talking about how Satanism weaves into the everyday grind, working to clear up the usual misconceptions people have about the religion. Through his own unique lens, he offers insights and a slice of Satanic wisdom that only he can provide.
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