Universal Morality is a Lie—And I’m Not Playing Along

Let’s get one thing straight right out of the gate: universal morality is a steaming pile of sanctimonious bullshit, peddled by self-righteous control freaks who can’t handle the idea that people might think for themselves. The mere suggestion that there is some absolute, unquestionable moral code that applies to every person on this planet—regardless of culture, history, or personal experience—isn’t just arrogant, it’s fucking delusional.

But that’s the game, isn’t it? Convince people that morality is set in stone, slap a big “universal” label on it, and suddenly, any deviation from the prescribed path is wrong, evil, immoral. And just like that, the leash tightens. Society bends the knee. The self-appointed moral overlords get to decide who’s good, who’s bad, and who needs to be burned at the stake for daring to step outside their sacred lines.

Morality is Not a Cosmic Truth—It’s a Weapon

The real kicker? These morality police don’t give a shit about ethics. They don’t care about actual human well-being. What they want—what they need—is control.

Look at history. Look at how the concept of morality has been wielded like a goddamn hammer to crush anyone who doesn’t fall in line. Religion, governments, social movements—anyone in power knows that the easiest way to keep people obedient is to convince them that their behavior is being watched, judged, and measured. Not by logic. Not by reason. But by some omnipresent, unyielding moral doctrine that, conveniently, always seems to benefit those doing the preaching.

Slavery? Once justified as morally acceptable. The subjugation of women? Morally endorsed for centuries. Genocide? Rebranded as a necessary moral action depending on who was writing the history books. Hell, even today, people will twist morality into whatever grotesque shape they need to justify their actions while condemning others for doing the exact same shit.

Because that’s the real secret: universal morality isn’t real. It’s just power wrapped in a shiny, righteous package.

The Sanctimonious Hypocrisy of the Moral Gatekeepers

You ever notice how the biggest advocates for universal morality are usually the ones who break their own fucking rules the most? The holier-than-thou preachers, the virtue-signaling politicians, the self-appointed ethical watchdogs—they all sing the same tired tune about right and wrong, all while twisting the rules in their favor.

They love their moral absolutism right up until it inconveniences them. Then, suddenly, everything’s complicated. Suddenly, morality has nuance. Suddenly, what was once an unbreakable moral truth is just a gray area that requires context.

But if you step out of line? If you dare question their arbitrary commandments? Well, then you’re a monster. You’re immoral. You’re irredeemable. And guess what? Now you’re on the chopping block.

That’s the scam. It’s not about guiding people toward a better way of living—it’s about setting rules they don’t actually have to follow. They get to be the judges, the jury, the executioners. You? You just get to shut up and obey.

The Only Standard That Matters: Human Decency

So let’s cut the bullshit. If universal morality is just a tool for control, what’s the actual measure of right and wrong? The answer is stupidly simple: human decency.

Not religious dogma. Not ancient laws scribbled down by people who thought the Earth was flat. Not the latest trend in moral outrage. Just basic, human fucking decency.

Does an action cause harm? Does it inflict suffering? Then maybe, just maybe, it’s a shitty thing to do. And if it doesn’t? If it’s just someone living their life in a way that makes you personally uncomfortable? Then shut the hell up and mind your own business.

We don’t need a moral rulebook dictated by power-hungry zealots. We don’t need an inflexible, universal code designed to stifle individuality and crush free thought. We just need a simple, guiding principle: don’t be an asshole.

Reject the Chains of Manufactured Morality

So here’s my message to every sanctimonious, self-appointed morality cop out there: take your universal morality and shove it right up your self-righteous ass. I refuse to be shackled by your oppressive, hypocritical code of ethics. I refuse to let my actions be judged by a rigged system designed to benefit the powerful and punish the free thinkers.

Morality isn’t universal. It’s personal. It’s fluid. It belongs to the individual. And if that truth makes you uncomfortable, if it shakes the foundation of your precious worldview, then maybe it’s time to ask yourself why you’re so desperate to impose your rules on everyone else.

Until then, I’ll be over here, living my life on my terms, measuring right and wrong by actual human impact—not by the arbitrary standards of a system designed to keep me in line.

And if you’ve got a problem with that?

You can go fuck yourself.