Grumble grumble… Look alive, you miserable mortals. Your favorite grumpy guide is back, dragging you headfirst into the latest bit of church-meets-state absurdity. Florida, Louisiana, and Oklahoma have decided to jump into the holy hot seat, leading a crusade to shove religion where it doesn’t belong—public schools. And they’re not subtle about it. Chaplains prowling the hallways? Check. Ten Commandments plastered across classrooms? Check. All we need now is a burning bush in the gymnasium.
Now don’t get me wrong—believe in whatever flavor of deity tickles your fancy. Worship a spaghetti monster if that’s your jam. But dragging it into public education? That’s where I draw the line. It’s a direct slap in the face to the First Amendment and an insult to every kid trying to make it through the day without being sermonized. This isn’t about faith—it’s about control. They’d rather churn out obedient followers than independent thinkers.
Florida’s “Soulcraft” Shenanigans
Over in Florida, the plan is to let chaplains offer “moral guidance” in public schools—because apparently, teachers, parents, and counselors just aren’t cutting it. They’re calling it soulcraft, which sounds like the name of a metal band but is really just a clever way to sneak religion into kids’ lives without calling it what it is.
The trouble is, once you open that door to chaplains, you invite a flood of issues. School boards are already twitchy, realizing they might’ve bitten off more than they can chew. Imagine explaining to parents that a chaplain gave their kid a pop quiz on the Ten Commandments instead of helping with geometry. Yeah, that’ll go over real well.
Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Chaos
Not to be outdone, Louisiana is gunning for the gold medal in unconstitutional behavior by pushing to slap the Ten Commandments on classroom walls. Because, obviously, nothing improves math scores like a reminder not to covet your neighbor’s ox. But fear not—lawsuits are rolling in faster than you can say “separation of church and state.” Civil liberties groups are already on the case, sharpening their legal teeth to challenge this overreach.
This isn’t about moral lessons or understanding Western civilization. It’s about power, plain and simple. The goal is to raise a generation of kids too afraid to question authority, trained to march in lockstep to whatever dogma is spoon-fed to them. Critical thinking? Out the window. Blind obedience? Front and center.
Keep Your Glass Raised and Your Mind Sharp
But here’s the thing: they won’t get away with it—not if we’ve got anything to say about it. We’ll keep fighting for secular education, for the freedom to think freely, and for the right to believe (or not believe) as we see fit. This battle isn’t just about keeping religion out of classrooms—it’s about keeping our minds sharp and our spirits rebellious.
So raise a glass—or a chalice if you’re feeling bold—to everyone pushing back. May their lawsuits fly true, their protests grow louder, and reason reign supreme.
And remember, the fight for freedom doesn’t happen only in the courts or the streets—it starts between the ears. Stay sharp, stay rebellious, and don’t let the bastards win.
Disclaimer:
The grumpy ramblings above are mine and mine alone. They do not reflect the views, beliefs, or agendas of any groups, organizations, secret societies, or drinking buddies I may—or may not—be affiliated with. If anyone’s got an issue with what I said, take it up with me, not them.
Click if you dare, or keep scrolling—I’m not here to hold your hand. But if you’re curious (or just looking for trouble), these links might actually be worth your time:
How States Are Testing the Church-State Divide in Public Schools: https://www.edweek.org/policy-politics/how-states-are-testing-the-church-state-divide-in-public-schools/2024/06
Why Religion & the Bible Are Being Pushed in Public Schools: https://katiecouric.com/news/politics-and-policy/why-christianity-bibles-are-being-pushed-in-public-schools/
Oklahoma families, teachers and faith leaders file lawsuit to block Superintendent Ryan Walters’ Bible-education mandate: https://www.au.org/the-latest/press/ryan-walters-lawsuit-bible-mandate/
Darth Grumps
Grumps is the name most folks recognize him by on TikTok, Discord, and various other corners of the internet. He’s the one writing and talking about how Satanism weaves into the everyday grind, working to clear up the usual misconceptions people have about the religion. Through his own unique lens, he offers insights and a slice of Satanic wisdom that only he can provide.
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