The Book of Grump

This is simply a collection of things that I tend to say over and over, it is for your amusement and ridicule as you see fit.

Chapter 1: General Quotes

1. Embrace who you are! Live your best possible life! Conquer your perceived world!
2. God’s Teeth!
3. God’s Blood!
4. Gah!
5. God’s <insert anatomy>!
6. Yes, gentles all, this is an actual comment on one of my videos. Wow.
7. The day I stop learning is the day I’m dead.
8. The only stupid question is the one not asked.
9. Yes, I put trust in science, it doesn’t take faith to have trust.

Chapter 2: Thoughts on the Religious Sheeple

1. JayDubs and Mormons, two groups that should never get me out of bed by ringing my doorbell. They do so at their own risk.
2. Theist trolls will go after women faster than they will men. Why? Because they are bunch of fucking cowards.
3. Theists will always whinge.
4. If you are going to believe in Christianity, at least stick to things that are biblical. Things like The Rapture and veneration of Saints are found nowhere in the book!
5. The problem with Pascal’s Wager is that how is the one that believes in a god know they are choosing the right one. Also, just hedging your bet by saying that you believe in a god doesn’t pass muster if a god does exist.

Chapter 3: My Thoughts of Saul of Tarsus

1. Paul was one of the world’s greatest used car salesmen.
2. Luke was Paul’s hype man, I’ll fight anyone that says differently.
3. Paul’s Gospel wasn’t the same as the one taught by Jesus. Jesus never set out to make himself a godman, that was all on Paul.

Chapter 4: Thoughts on Satanism

1. I am not here to teach you about Satanism, we don’t proselytize. I will, however, answer questions you might have and attempt to clear up any misconceptions you may have on the subject.
2. All Satanists are Atheists but not all Atheists are Satanists.
3. The Satanic Temple are not Satanists, they should rebrand themselves as The pSuedo Temple.
4. No, Satanists do not sacrifice or eat babies. Rule 9!
5. Satan is misunderstood.
6. Satan is not a deity, it is a symbol.
7. It has been established that you don’t become a Satanist; you have always been one, it just took you some time to figure it out.

Chapter 5: Random Thoughts

1. Some seem to have a grasp of an idea and then it slips right through their fingers.
2. Confusion seems to be the basic state of humanity.