Atheists and Theists, stop trying to convert each other on TikTok.

Ah, TikTok. The land of dance challenges, questionable life hacks, and, of course, the never-ending battle between atheists and theists trying to convert each other. Honestly, you’d think we’re back in the Middle Ages with all this fervent proselytizing, just with more emojis and catchy background music.

1. You’ll never change the mind of the other.

Look, here’s the deal: no one is scrolling through their For You Page, sees a 60-second rant about the cosmos or divine revelation, and suddenly has an epiphany. “Oh, wow, a random teenager on TikTok with a Nietzsche quote just made me reconsider my entire belief system!” said no one ever. You’re more likely to convince someone that pineapple on pizza is a culinary masterpiece.

2. Your approach is too hostile.

If your debate style involves more shouting than a WWE match, you’re probably not making any converts. Calling someone an “ignorant fool” or a “delusional sheep” isn’t exactly the best icebreaker. “I love how you insulted my intelligence in your video – please, tell me more about your perspective on the afterlife!” No one wants to join a club where the membership requirement is enduring a verbal smackdown.

3. Engage in polite discussion without worrying if you are winning someone to your side.

Here’s a wild idea: why not just chat like civilized humans? Share your thoughts without the gladiatorial vibe. Maybe even – gasp – listen to the other person’s viewpoint. You know, like a conversation. Instead of trying to tally up conversion points like some bizarre spiritual scorecard, just enjoy the exchange of ideas. Who knows, you might even learn something. Or at the very least, you won’t end up looking like you’re auditioning for the next season of “Internet Debates Gone Wild.”

4. The pitfalls of using livestreams to champion your pet view of the world.

Now, let’s talk about livestreams. The digital soapbox where everyone thinks they’re a modern-day philosopher king. Spoiler alert: you’re not. Livestreaming your grand declarations to the world might make you feel like a messiah, but more often than not, it turns into a cringe fest. You’ve got an audience of three – one of whom is your mom – and you’re pontificating about the mysteries of the universe while your WiFi cuts in and out. Not exactly the stuff of legends.

And let’s be real, live comments aren’t exactly a fountain of enlightenment. “LOL u dumb,” “Go back to school,” and a random string of emojis isn’t the stimulating discourse you were hoping for. Plus, there’s always that one troll who manages to derail your entire argument with a single, nonsensical insult.

5. Guilty as Charged.

Look, I get it. I’m guilty too. Here I am, platforming my belief system like it’s the holy grail of wisdom. But let’s be clear, I’m not here to convert you – I’m here to clear up misinformation. There’s a difference. I’m like the guy handing out pamphlets on why the Earth isn’t flat. I’ll never try to convert you, but if you believe some wild myth, I’ll be there to sprinkle some truth on your digital parade.

So, dear atheists and theists of TikTok, put down your metaphorical swords. Dance it out instead. Maybe do a duet where you both lip-sync to something neutral, like a song about cats. Anything but another sermon or anti-sermon. Trust me, the internet has enough drama already.