Let’s cut through the fluff and get straight to it—Pentagonal Revisionism isn’t just a fancy term we toss around in Satanist circles to sound edgy. It’s the real deal, a no-nonsense blueprint for living the Satanist life on your own terms. You want rebellion? You want individualism? You want to stick it to the man and live authentically? Then this is where you start.
1. Stratification
Here’s the thing: not everyone’s created equal, and that’s okay. Society loves to shove this idea of artificial equality down our throats, pretending we’re all the same. But let’s be real—some people are just better at certain things than others. Embracing stratification means acknowledging your strengths, playing to them, and not wasting time pretending everyone’s on the same level. It’s not about stepping on others; it’s about stepping up to your true potential. So, stop apologizing for being damn good at what you do.
2. Strict Taxation of All Churches
Look, if there’s one thing that grinds my gears, it’s the free pass religious institutions get when it comes to taxes. They rake in billions, preach from their gilded pulpits, and somehow skate by without paying their fair share. This point is about fairness, pure and simple. Churches should be taxed like everyone else—no exemptions, no excuses. By supporting this, you’re sticking it to the hypocrisy and ensuring these so-called moral authorities are held accountable. Time to make them put their money where their mouth is.
3. No Tolerance for Religious Beliefs Securing Political Power
Religion has no business meddling in politics. Period. The moment faith starts dictating laws, we’re on a slippery slope to theocracy. This point is a firm middle finger to any religious group trying to shove their beliefs down the throats of the masses through political power. If you’re a Satanist, you need to be on high alert, ready to push back against any attempt to blur the lines between church and state. Laws should be based on logic and reason, not ancient fairy tales.
4. The Development and Production of Artificial Human Companions
Yeah, this one sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi flick, but stick with me. It’s about control—control over your life, your relationships, and your personal space. Artificial companions represent freedom from societal norms, offering companionship without the baggage of traditional relationships. It’s about autonomy, about choosing your connections on your terms. If that makes some people uncomfortable, good. Satanism isn’t here to make everyone feel warm and fuzzy—it’s here to empower you to live how you damn well please.
5. The Opportunity for Anyone to Live Within a Total Environment of Their Own Design
Finally, this is about creating your world, your way. It’s not just about where you live, but how you live. Craft an environment—physically, mentally, and emotionally—that reflects who you are. This is your life, not anyone else’s, so why settle for anything less than a space that screams you? Whether it’s the way you decorate your home, the people you surround yourself with, or the life choices you make, it’s all about living authentically. Don’t just exist—live, and live in a way that’s true to who you are.
Pentagonal Revisionism isn’t just something you read about and nod along with—it’s something you live. It’s a battle cry for those who refuse to be boxed in by societal norms and expectations. If you’re ready to stop playing by everyone else’s rules and start living by your own, this is your playbook. So, pick it up, make it yours, and start living the Satanist life—on your terms, no apologies.
Darth Grumps
Grumps is the name most folks recognize him by on TikTok, Discord, and various other corners of the internet. He’s the one writing and talking about how Satanism weaves into the everyday grind, working to clear up the usual misconceptions people have about the religion. Through his own unique lens, he offers insights and a slice of Satanic wisdom that only he can provide.
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