Signs That You Are Board At Work

1. You are no longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
2. You have figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
3. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
4. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
5. The 4th Division of Paper Clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
6. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
7. A trip to the photocopier becomes an adventure talked about for hours afterwards.

If you think of anything else to add to this list, please share it in the comments. Thank you!

Digging into the archives, I’ve unearthed a classic! This oldie but goodie has been dusted off, revisited, and maybe even given a fresh coat of snark. Enjoy the trip down memory lane—or your first dive into it!